Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 17, 2005
Can't get any worse.
by smedley pond June 12, 2010
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump January 01, 2016
A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.
by Zero2’s wifey November 29, 2020
Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023