Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"

Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else

by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009

flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.

Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."

by folbirt December 23, 2014

Fattening-rod

male genitalia, penis,

She got a right slap of the fattening-rod

by irishman555555 April 8, 2011

sausage fattener

A virtual effect mostly used to fatten up bass songs. It has been a running joke in the music community because it only has 2 knobs to control the effects. It can also be pronounced "Sosig fattener" for more ironic intent

ok so first you gotta put an OTT on the rack, and then you have to apply 128 instances of the sausage fattener and boom you have the best song evurr

by Tacobirb July 2, 2019

Fattential

A girl with the potential to become fat. She might not necessarily become fat, but this may only be avoided by exercising a dedicated effort to avoid as such.

I was going to take her out, but she has major fattential and I don't want to end up with a fat chick.
unattractive

by angstd April 17, 2009

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005