A fuckin sack of flower you have to ‘take care of’ to pass a class because parents don’t teach you what to do with kids until u have a real one. Flabie(s) flay-bee
Everyone is scared of dropping their flabies on the ground because they can’t hide an exploded sack of flower.
by Pinkdildo February 26, 2019
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Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth
by Subthy November 16, 2021
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The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!
“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”
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