flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Flatheads 

The term Walmart employees use to describe the difference between a wing and a drummie when ordering chicken wings.

Customer: " Can I get an order of chicken wings?"
Walmart Employee: "Do you mean the flatheads or the drummies?"

Flatheads by daskjghrg September 19, 2016

flaketard 

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

flaketard by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Presidential Flashcards 

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards

Presidential Flashcards by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009

Presidential Flashcards 

A slang word used for money, due to the presidents branded on dollar bills. Populated by 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"

Pizza Restaurant Owner: *puts money on table* You know what those are?
Lenny Haise: .... Presidential Flashcards?

Presidential Flashcards by HorriblePseudonym July 28, 2015

Flashtardian 

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

Flashtardian by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

Flashcarding 

Flashcarding (Mainly Used In Hacking Terms) Is When You Test Someone On Hacking Terms. This May Be Used On Skids (Script Kiddies) Who Pretend To Know Things.

"Dude, I Just Flashcarded This Skid On What SSL Was. He Also Didn't Know What Packet-Injection Was." "What A Poser. You're Amazing For Flashcarding Him"

Flashcarding by ur MOM IS happy because of me December 2, 2020