Fatcarson

When you fuck a 400 poun racist while she is shitting out chuncks on the crapper and eating a chile cheese steak.

Me and Kevin had a fatcarson in our car.

by Desmond March 21, 2003

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

flatwards

kids definition of flat

Put the card flatwards

by Dedinition May 19, 2018

flatarino

When a person or persons runs across the freeway and gets hit by a car. Then the people in the car keeps score.

Omg Becky ,did you see that flatarino? I just got 10 points for that flatarino! Does anyone wanna go try to collect on a flatarino? That was the best flatarino I've ever got and the most points too.

by Kilorino May 29, 2021

Flatarn

A powerful smack with a flat hand to the cheek, holding a 45 degree angle from wrist. First used against human beings practicing incest.

She cheated on me with her brother so I gave her a good "flatarn".

by Min jakke April 26, 2023

Flacaroni

A term for being floppy and relaxed usually in the context of doing nothing (scrub like).

Also can be used to describe things such as flaccid genitalia.

"Emma and I have been utterly flacaroni today."
and
"Those tapeworms solved my flacaroni problem."

by Monkeydogpony February 11, 2024