flatballs

Lacking balls to get a girls phone number

See Julian

by Melody April 6, 2003

Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

Flatbiller

A flatbiller is a young male, who usually lives in SoCal Or NorCal. They are typically white and very proud of their race(Not racist they're PROUD). They are very confident in themselves, they're also very outgoing and love to party. Their style includes Dickies pants or shorts, a shirt with a logo on it(SRH, Metal Mulisha, Skin, Famous, KMK), A hat or bandana(sometimes both) and many tattoos and piercings. You often see them riding lifted trucks, jeeps, dirt bikes, and quads.

That Flatbiller has some bomb tats.

by DanKii909 August 8, 2007

Footballer

A person who plays the sport futbol(soccer) and has mad skills. They generally live in Europe where their lives revolve around the sport.This player is generally hurt because they have so much skill that they embarrass opponents and makes them mad. If you are a footballer in the USA you are generally discriminated against and will go absolutely no where even with all your talent.

Player#1- Wow! We are getting killed!

Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!

Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.

EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.

by The Trizzuth May 19, 2009

footballer

Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.

Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.

or

Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!

by Louis K June 3, 2005

footballer

super good american football player that excells in every aspect such as quick, hard hitting, intimidating, reads plays well, hits holes hard, stuffs runs, punishes recievers coming in the middle, and usually a team leader. What a beast on the field!

Wow, Ray Lewis is such a footballer!!

by devidev53 March 28, 2010

footballer

a football player

he is a footballer

by haunslow December 18, 2016