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Flapjacker

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.
Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.
by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021
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Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.
I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.
by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007
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FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".
Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.
by r0gu3 July 2, 2006
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Flapjacker

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.
Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!
by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011
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flatballer

to be a flatballer is to not quite be a complete "baller" or "balla". Someone who tries to fit in with hip hop gangsta crew, but cannot quite do it.
aka Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is trying to be cool like Will but he is a Flatballer
by flatballerexpress November 25, 2009
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Flatbackerackah

The flatbackerackah is a word used to describe the boney lump a minority of humans have at the back of the head. Researchers believe this is a trait derived from neanderthals.
Scott: Pedro, whats that weird lump on your head?
Pedro: thats just my flatbackerackah
by Fairytale263 February 21, 2024
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Flatbackerackah

The flatbackerackah is a word used to describe the boney lump a minority of humans have at the back of the head. Researchers believe this is a trait derived from neanderthals.
Scott: Pedro, whats that weird lump on your head?
Pedro: thats just my flatbackerackah
by Fairytale263 February 21, 2024
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