Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.

Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

flat sack

When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.

I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.

by hen-peter October 23, 2011

Flat Earther

Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper

Flat Earthers are mentally retarted

by Eazy-E Jr. October 17, 2018

Flat Earther

A Flat Earther is a person who pursues the belief that the world is flat, and tries to discredit centuries of astronomical discovery and scientific advancement, based on a childlike limited understanding of science and religion. No amount of proof or evidence will convince a Flat Earther that the earth is round like a ball, because their brain lacks the capacity to understand this reality.

Because he is a Flat Earther, he believes that if you go up high enough in a balloon, you can see all of the continents at the same time, because he thinks the world is flat.

by Moving Forward March 6, 2018

Flat Soda

To indicate a sad time, or some kind of disappointment.

"Hey man, you going out to the bars with us tonight?"

"Nah, girlfriend is dragging me to a chick flick. It's so flat soda."

or

"Working late again?"

"Yeah, it's like flat soda."

by jsmith0708 April 7, 2008

Flat Earther

Person characterized by their below average IQ and rejection of true logic and fact. This person mainly believes in the flat earth theory. Typically, this person is a believer in conspiracy theories stating that the government and scientists are lying about the shape of earth. Sometimes, they even reject facts when presented to them, and they think they are more knowledgeable than scientists with degrees and years of research. They are impossible to argue with; they won’t change their mind even if you present them with facts.

Flat Earthers have the lowest IQ; they need to be eliminated.

by TheRealLaura789 September 16, 2020