Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

fluttering

From a root form of "flattery" but combined with the context of "flirting" used to describe someone gay being overly friendly with someone straight, but of the opposite sex.

I wanted to talk to that cute girl but that gay guy was to busy fluttering with her, hating on my game.

by DesignFerm November 28, 2013

Fluttering butterfly

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.

Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).

by Moreassonud August 29, 2016

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020