Flashlight Effect

When a male/female takes a face selfie, and turns on flash which makes the persons face appear better. Blemishes, scars, etc. become transparent

Cassidy: hey dude i met this awesome chick last night on instagram bro
Jack: Stellar! Are you gonna date her?
Cassidy: well, yea-
Malcomn: wait! let me see a picture of her
Cassidy: well you can't really see her face, the picture has a lot of flash
Malcomn: The flashlight effect dude....
Cassidy: rats...

by akunissinuka May 8, 2014

Flashlight Bitch

When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.

Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.

19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.

*8yr old son runs over*

Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*

*19yr old son walks away chuckling*

by cool cool. April 16, 2010

Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.

Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.

by Zaytes March 16, 2017

flashlight

When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.

My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.

by Andrew Malfe August 7, 2007

Flashlight

Rubber sex toy, that looks like flashlight. Created for pleasant jerking off. Rubber inside it simulate vagina/anus/mouth.

How to use:

1) Put your erect penis inside it

2) You can hold it in your hand/put it between pillows

3) Bone it

(For better effect you can add some oil in it)

Ohh, I cummed a lot after jerking off with flashlight.

by Go and live somewhere else March 7, 2018

Flashlights

A slang term for "breasts", derived from the act of flashing, often practiced by women.

Katie: Your flashlights are underdeveloped.
Shelley: Gee, Thanks.

by Shalleigh February 3, 2010

flashlight

A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.

The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.

by dempire August 18, 2006