flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017

Flashtardian

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

Laketard

A person who drinks and bathes in sewer tainted lakewater

Dont swim in that!!.You will turn into a laketard!

by Dirtleg Laketard October 5, 2019

flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.

You sir, are a flaptard.

by D-Stock September 11, 2003

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

Flametarded

Someone that is well known in they're community but is undereducated.

Miley Cyrus is Flametarded because she was exposed to drugs at a early age

by Flametarded July 21, 2019

flametardo

A flametardo is a double slander of someone who acts both 'Gay' (not in the sexual sense, but more like calling someone a Gaylord'" and Retard as the same time.

John Doe swears that 'The Holiday' is a great movie (He's begin 'Gay' or a 'Flamer') and that Jennifer Aniston is in the movie (He's retarded, because she's not). Therefore John is officially a Flametardo.

by Duke of Kent July 6, 2009