A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.
3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"
Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"
Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"
Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"
Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"
Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"
Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"
Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011
Get the Frosted Flakermug. One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.
Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you
by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010
Get the Flaker Chasermug. Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.
Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.
Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.
by Xylem October 11, 2010
Get the Frosted flakermug. The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.
"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013
Get the bare bum flakermug. n.
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004
Get the Donkey-sucking-freshman-flakermug. by punztwt March 13, 2022
Get the flakermug. when someone agrees to something or makes a plan or says they are going to do something with you but everytime they instead end up hanging out with a random bitch on the street that they don't know and/or just met
Alex - did you have fun hanging out with that grenade Flaker Boy?
Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys
Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
Get the Flaker Boymug.