by Blaskitballr March 4, 2014
Get the Flaids mug.A tweaker that is unable to stop flailing. Usually they are unable to stop moving their limbs and can be seen searching everywhere for nothing in particular.
by panicstep July 4, 2015
Get the flailtard mug.A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm
1)How did the date go last night?
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
by Ibenz April 13, 2010
Get the Failstorm mug.To be extremely high on meth. To the point where the person is trying to take apart and put together working electronics/gadgets while having 6 conversations with different people at once and not accomplishing ANYTHING, generally resulting in at least 1 person getting very angry.
1)FLAIL out wit ya tail out
2)Went to the casino and FLAILED all my money off...
3)FLAILED so hard I took apart 3 different working phone chargers and turned em' into 1 fucked-up taped-up mess that don't work for shit...
4)These are the tales of our FLAILS...
2)Went to the casino and FLAILED all my money off...
3)FLAILED so hard I took apart 3 different working phone chargers and turned em' into 1 fucked-up taped-up mess that don't work for shit...
4)These are the tales of our FLAILS...
by 1jiggyniggy October 17, 2012
Get the flail mug.by Flaimsie February 1, 2023
Get the Flaimsie mug.1. The opposite of awesome.
Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010
Get the Failsome mug.Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.
fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.
epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.
Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.
epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.
Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.
by A Fish May 16, 2008
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