Flaccid

A term used for 'cool' or 'Awesome'. Other words like 'Rad', 'Dank', 'Dope', etc. This term is only used by the coolest people.

Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.

or

James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.

by lonerdeboner October 8, 2014

Flaccid

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

by LukeWw July 12, 2022

Flaccid

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

by Flaccidwiener October 7, 2014

Flaccid

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

by hugs4drugs October 8, 2015

Flaccidator

The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.

"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"

by OhWaitThatsYou May 3, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

Flaccid

Adjective that describes something in a negative form

Dude, that history test was so flaccid!

by Mikey Gig October 1, 2005