Flaccid 

Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20

DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20

Flaccid by IDKlol1776 November 14, 2019

Flaccid 

Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh

Whats up, lookin flaccid my guy

Flaccid by Namdaman007 November 16, 2021

Flaccid 

Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general

" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."

Flaccid by ʟɨռtLicker February 12, 2023

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

flaccid sword fight 

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

flaccid sword fight by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

Flaccid Couple 

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

Flaccid Couple by DaveInchi October 23, 2014