flabbernicker

someone who is subtly a bitch in your free fantasy league

Friend 1: Yo dude, I have this stupid flabbernicker in my fantasy league and everyone hates him.

Friend 2: So sorry to hear that, I had a flabbernicker in my league last year.

by Not Syrile September 29, 2017

Flabberknocking

When a guys balls hit his legs as he’s walking.

I’m so uncomfortable my balls have been flabberknocking on this entire walk.

by Brookenook March 3, 2022

Flabberwonkered

Absolutely shocked, confused and maybe a little scared.

She flashed me in public, I was flabberwonkered.

by TySpicy May 12, 2022

Flabbernackle

a device that is over engineered and pointless.

"That device you devised is nothing but a flabbernackle."

by dusty118 September 19, 2022

Flabbermonk

The actual scum of the earth, the worst person you can think of. Typically named Justin.

Good luck if you ever come across that damn flabbermonk

by Joyce101 July 3, 2024

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.

Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet

by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026