Flabbering

Flabbering: The action of thrashing madly about whilst letting any loose bits of skin (e.g. foreskin, cheeks, thighs) flap independently.

Jones was Flabbering on the deck of the ship.

by FuckMeInTheAssLikeAPhoque July 18, 2022

flabber dabbid

when you are about to sneeze and you accidentally shove a tooth brush up your butt

aww shit MOM i accidentally just flabber dabbid again, Ill get the oil.

by Hobart Spanks June 11, 2018

flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 21, 2021

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 19, 2016

Flabber

Another word for blubber

Fat people have a lot of flabber on them

by November 29, 2021

Flabber

The thing that most SJW's posses along with bright pink hair with grain mixed in

The SJW had some real flabber.

by fl1nch March 18, 2018

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017