Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020

Flabbered

The word flabbered orginated as AAVE on black twitter in 2017, it means surprised or shook. Though not commonly used anymore its arose on tiktok as a second rebirth.

Her makeup so good... Im flabbered. Periodt

by Shaneisha August 31, 2020

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017

flabber tad

A big fatass named chase with flabby skin

Hey look there goes a flabber tad

by BiggerMike2 July 16, 2023