Flarper

One who fails or falls very commonly.

You're mom is such a flarper in bed.

by Flarp Parkour April 16, 2011

Flaaron

1) A combination of "Flaaanders" and Aaron.
2) A bracketed Simpsons quote.
3) A nickname created by Phil (see philmosexual).
4) One who uses this nickname.

Phil: Flaa(ro)n(!) Flaa(ro)n(!)
Flaaron: WHAT! What is it!?
Phil: Game's out there! Hah hah made you look!

by Flaaron November 27, 2003

Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013

Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

by Shadowdude7 May 2, 2010

flarpy

someone who is a gay nerd

Dialouge

Bob says to Timmy: You're a flarpy

Timmy says to Bob: (Shoots Bob in face) Shut up bastard!

by Boobacguba November 24, 2004

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017