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Fixie Love

"I switched from a road bike to a single-fear and quickly experienced fixie love."
Fixie Love by J.Y. Money January 13, 2009

Fixie-bug 

An alt version of the classic slug-bug game where one bro punches another upon seeing a fixie.
Man, ACL was a blast but I have some serious bruises from playing fixie-bug all weekend.
Fixie-bug by Alter Cronkite October 7, 2010

Fixie Hunting 

1. The act of hunting down fixie faggots and beating the shit out of them.

2. The act of driving by fixie faggots while shouting rude and obscured comments.
1.
(group of friends bored)
Lee: I got an idea, lets go FIXIE HUNTING!
Group: FUCK YEAH!
Jeff: I COULD GO FOR A GOOD BEAT DOWN!

2.
(group of friends in a mini van drive by fixies)
Group: FUCK YOU FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DOUCHE NOZZEL QUEER BAG!
Fixie Faggot 1: CHASE THEM!
Kid from van: WE'RE IN A CAR, DUMBFUCK!
Fixie Hunting by pana22sonic January 15, 2009

Fixie Love

Fascination with single-gear bikes.
"I switched from a road bike to a single-gear and quickly experienced fixie love."
Fixie Love by J.Y. Money January 13, 2009

fixie hartmann 

a very creative german joke (totally) "fixie hartmann" which sounds similar to "fick sie hart mann" translates into: "fuck her hard dude" it's an overused joke and is often used in german tiktoks about school and subsitute teachers
classmate 1: *writes the name fixie hartmann into the atendance list*

substitute: is fixie hartmann here?
fixie hartmann by AhOG1B June 29, 2023

Fixie Money 

Making money from riding a fixie or sarcastic way to describe not making a great deal of money.
Johnathan: Did you start your new job at McDonalds?
Lucas: Ya bro, I’m making Fixie Money now.
Fixie Money by FixedGearFreeStyle August 20, 2025