Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012

fithead

A male or female who is fitness enthusiast and encourages other people to become fit without being a snoot about it.

Kelly is a total fithead and loves to go to gym everyday.

by NiceWorld May 12, 2016

abercombie and fitch

a misspelling of "Abercrombie and Fitch" that about 20 people have not realised yet.

AbercRombie and Fitch

by =^..^= February 21, 2005

Fitphobic

1. The fear of being healthy, or the fear of not being able to get healthy.

2. A word that was created to fat shame people even more after the word Fatphobic started getting used by them.

Guy 1: (obviously overweight) "Going to the gym is to lose weight is Fatphobic"
Guy 2: "You've either got brain damage or you're just Fitphobic"

by ToughWacky March 3, 2022

Fitch Up

A Fitch Up is pulled when pretending to resign from a job. They key is to get re-hired after only a week or two of leaving.

Worker 1: Man, I can't believe he's been gone a whole week now.
Worker 2: Didn't you hear? He's starting back on Tuesday!
Worker 1: what a classic Fitch Up.

by CL1LN0 September 4, 2019

Bat Fitch

a fat bitch but better, bigger than big absolutely MAHUSIVE!

holy shit look at the size of that bat fitch

by "the TWAT" January 22, 2009

Fitch Bitch

A woman who wears a lot of popular store (abercrombie, holister, american eagle, aeropostale) clothes and makes fun of other people that dont wear that kind of clothing.

Allison: WOW like oh my god she is like wearing clothes from like hot topic that is so like uncool!
Katie: You relise your being a Fitch Bitch right now right?

by Steve Rock January 13, 2009