Futched

Something that is bad, very very bad

"You threw up on my Mother? Thats Futched Man!"

by RMF June 1, 2004

fitchen

An EXTREMELY stupid person, or the top of the line stupid.

almost retarded! notice the word "extreme"

God damn, that guy is so mother f***ing fitchen.

by daniel greene December 26, 2006

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Fitches

Describes a group of fuck boys and bitches.

F(uck boys)+ (B)itches

"Look over there, Fitches!"
"I don't wanna be a part of Fitches."

by idontfckingcare August 30, 2017

fiched

when you chill but sad so you fall you fiched

bro get up and stop being fiched

by xyzbcx September 22, 2020

Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal

I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched

by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022

Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

by TotalLoss March 21, 2024