fitch

feces, especially runny, explosive feces. Similar to "shart;" if shart is the action, fitch is the substance.

I just fitched in my pants!

by Poopedem August 26, 2012

Fitch

A person that is fit and rich

Oh my, he's so Fitch!

by Jimjam1995 August 10, 2015

Fitch

Noun: (pl) Fitches
1. A derogatory term derived from "friend" and "bitch."

2. The worst kind of backstabbing frenemy.

Beyonce's friends secretly filmed her screwing Bob, and then sent the tape to his 70 year old mother. They were total fitches.

by pinkpanther12 June 20, 2012

Fitch

When you don't have time to call someone a fucking bitch, call 'em a fitch!

Murder: ...And after you die, I will kill your momma! *Grabs knife and starts to aim for womans head*
Woman: You fitch!

by Demzi November 30, 2004

Fitch

A fit bitch. Can be used affectionately for close friends (1) or used offensively for enemies or frenemies (2).

Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.

(1)
Beth: Hey, fitch!
Megan: Hey there!

(2)
Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.

by Layla Perry February 13, 2009

fitch

A person who gets laid alot, not neccesarily a man, or a complement, though it can be either of these.

Dude, that lady is a fitch. She has sex twice a night!

by mistaTero October 5, 2006

fitching

Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.

sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!

by celeryisbest November 26, 2009