pedophilic fishfingers

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

by simon94 June 16, 2010

fishmongers sleeve

A smelly fanny

Fucking hell Janet when was the last time you washed? You smell like a fishmongers sleeve!

by C Dore March 6, 2022

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

by Sam November 23, 2003

Fish Monger

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.

I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.

by BlackRex October 10, 2021

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

fishfingers

The results of fingering a woman. Called fishfingers due the the smell of fish from the womans pussy left on the fingers.

Aw man! I got fishfingers after fingering jessica last night. I need to wash my hands!

by Undisclosed19472 April 3, 2006

fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007