Fitler

Contraction of fitness and Hitler.
A friend, gym teacher, or personal trainer who is obsessed with working out and tries to get you to go along with their fitness regime.

Today in gym the fitler tried to get me to run a mile.

Our gym teacher is such a fitler!

by NotaFitler January 3, 2010

firley

In poker, when you attempt a roper and it fails.

I checked, attempting to checkraise the field, but they all checked through. Boy, did I get firleyed.

by Calicojackal July 31, 2005

fartle

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

by dannyboykc November 21, 2010

fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

flirtless

adjective.
when somebody you flirt with, doesn't flirt back.
sounds like, "shirtless".

i feel flirtless.

said to the girl you have been flirting with, when she blows off your flirting, with other words, that are definitely not flirting words .
"now i am flirtless".

by kr338r May 15, 2011

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Fertle

Fertle
To fiddle with,improve, mess about with, fix, adjust.

Fertle...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...

by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008