ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

sweaty firehose

getting a sweaty dick and spinning it around while having a orgasm

"Steve hit me in the face with his sweaty firehose, tasty!"

by love gravy November 3, 2008

Endless Firehose

When a gay Gentlemen encounters a plethora of available and pulsating penises, he might choose to ride the endless Firehose. Where said gentlemen asks the members to join tip to tip and
stroke vigarously So he may ride the cascading cum slip'n'slide of pleasure to climax.

"yo, boys line up let's ride the endless Firehose to the end of the rainbow"

by Vicmeg October 21, 2018

firehouse dog

When you blow baby batter all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Dude, I totally gave your mom a firehouse dog last night!

by Squatting Dog March 16, 2008

Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle

"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"

by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006

drinking from the firehose

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

by Hypercycloid September 6, 2008

Mexican Firehose

you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass

So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose

by smapdi100 July 22, 2008