Marco Fiorito

The sick bastard who brought us Two Girls 1 Cup

Marco Fiorito usually directs poop pornography

by VeryVeryDisgusted August 19, 2010

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Fioricet

Fioricet is a drug that is generally prescribed for tension headaches or migraines. It usually contains 50 mg of butalbital (a barbiturate), 300 mg of acetaminophen, and 40 mg of caffeine. You can also get Fioricet with 30 mg of codeine in it. An old formulation of Fioricet contains 325 mg of acetaminophen instead of 300 mg of acetaminophen which is in the new formulation. The new formulation is a schedule III controlled substance while the old formulation is exempt from the controlled substance scheduling. Fioricet can make you high. But you should watch out for the acetaminophen which can destroy your liver at high doses. The high is similar to being drunk.

Popping 3 to 5 Fioricets will make you feel drunk.

by _Karma-Charmeleon__ February 7, 2015

Firing shots

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

by Skim milk June 20, 2015

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010

Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

by smoking_acez May 1, 2018