Fintus

Describing one's dad in a roast challenge.

Yo fintus issa nasty hoe..

by Millythetoddler June 12, 2018

Finnish Glove Dragon

A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.

"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"

by Lemno April 3, 2020

Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.

Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.

by FinnishBear August 21, 2022

Finnish-American

The best of both worlds. A loud mouth who can drink you under the table. A polar bear, who can stand the boiling heat of a sauna, drink a cold beer and jump into a frozen lake, all while rocking out to Jimi Hendrix version of the Star Spangled Banner. Someone who gets drunk in Finland, and yells at people driving by in English. But then talks shit about people in America in Finnish. A person with true SISU.

"I'm Finnish-American"

"That's cool. I knew this Finnish guy once. But he didn't speak Finnish. Just some words his gramma taught him."

"What the hell was the point of that story?"

by Finn girl June 26, 2008

Finnsexual

Being in love or attracted to acting star Finn Wolfhard

Anna: I’m in love with Finn!

Ronnie:that means your Finnsexual!

by finnsexual! December 27, 2020

Finnish

Finnish people are predominantly blonde, Finland has the highest proportion of natural blondes in the world. A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202. The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland.

Look at that beautiful Finnish blonde!

by Lolitocha April 27, 2008

Finnish Tango

a slower-pace, sad, finnish version of the latin tango. first seen by american eyes on '60 Minutes'

man, my grandma made my dad by doing the finnish tango with my grandpa.

by Adam McD May 18, 2003