Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Dick Fingers

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.

- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."



-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009

Dick Fingers

A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.

Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.

John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers

by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009

Finger lickin dickin

Put your dick In a bag of Doritos to cover it in dorito dust and then proceed to throat fuck someone

Man last night was freaky I gave my girl a finger lickin dickin

by Jonathanfwlr April 22, 2025

Dick Fingers

When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers

Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers

by Ryder31! April 4, 2020

Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020

Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021