by theDALLAScrew October 31, 2011
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Get the fiched mug.A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
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Get the Finchem mug.A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
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Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.
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