filanderer

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

by Drewskie May 20, 2008

fijian

an indigenous people of Fiji

A Fijian is a native of Fiji

by real fijian June 12, 2014

Filanthi

Someone who loves and cares for you very much. A Filanthi will love shopping, animals, travelling and Lady Gaga. She can sometimes be blind to obvious situations, but it's cute, she's forgiven easily. She can make friends easily and has a great life going for her! :)

OMG, I'm so happy I have a Filanthi in my life! :)

by anonymous2306 June 26, 2010

Filiatrault

Last name belonging to a bad ass motherfucker.

You: Is your last name Filiatrault?
ME: Maybe. Who the fuck are you?

by c313ste August 19, 2010

Filanus

When your anus gets filled with too many covid tests

I had to go to the doctor to get a COVID test but instead of getting it through the nose he gave a filanus

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022

niggapino/filinegro

if u nigga and filipino u a damn niggapino/filinegro

im black and filipino so im niggapino/filinegro

by youngdaggerdick._. November 14, 2018

Filanky

A chaotic situation.

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!

by MpegEVIL May 28, 2011