fifty yard fake out

A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.

Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.

by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007

fifty 'leven

A numerous amount of times

"I done been to da club 'bout fifty 'leven times!" or "Boy, I done told yo' ass fifty 'leven times to take dat goddamned trash out!!"

by J Blizzle July 29, 2003

Fifty-Eleven

It means that something has been done or said so many times, the count is infinite

Child: Grandma, can I buy some ice cream from the ice cream truck?

Grandma: Chile, I've told you fifty-eleven times I don't have any money for you to be wastin on that ice cream truck.

by Ms. Peaches May 26, 2004

No Fifty

This was a phrase said back in the early mid 90s as a game. If someone messed up something that they would normally try to play off or correct they would have to say "Fifty." If someone else said "No Fifty" before the person said "Fifty" you would get to take your hand and swipe it really hard across the back of their neck giving them an Indian Rug burn if you will (one swipe with a lot of pressure to create friction so that it hurts). Another common form is saying the phrase "No take backs". {Used in the Maryland area.. don't know about other areas}

John: Ah dude 2+2 = 5
Bob: No Fifty
John: Crap
Bob swipes hand across the back of John's neck.

by Elexsor February 27, 2009

play me fifty

To cross someone in an unsuspecting manner; con; double cross; show off

Keisha tried to play me fifty by acting like I was the one who started the rumor about Tiffany.

by Luva November 1, 2006

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Nine fifty six

When you prematurely ejaculate on someone’s face

He gave me a nine fifty six last night.

by anonymous June 26, 2018