Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

fafner

A long, slow, loud and smelly fart. Comes from Fafner, the dragon in Richard Wagner's "Ring of the Nibelungs" operas and the flatulence that one would imagine the creature would make.

I ate Mexican food and I've been making one long garlicky fafner after another the whole day!

by pentozali October 11, 2010

Fineran

To defecate in your mothers mouth while she sleeps...

1 - Man i just totally pulled a Fineran...

2 - I Fineraned your mum last night when i stayed over, what a slag!

by blx September 22, 2008

fínére

A combination of the words "finesse", "fire", and "flare" meaning that something is exquisite in nature.

Yooo bro, that outfit is too fínére.

by __24kt March 22, 2017

Fiener naugle

Hillbilly slang for the joints in ur hand

Loretta was upset that the ring she found at the thrift store wouldn't fit past her swollen fiener naugle.

by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017

finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute

Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair

How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .

by Perfect person 123 December 17, 2017

Finnery

The practice of designing a GPU heatsink with a high fin density.

There was a very major use of finnery in this GPU.

by Lonezebra September 25, 2018