Fiduciary Droop

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.

Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

by The Original DB April 24, 2016

fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018

Fido Dido

7up mascot of the early 90s, was borght back in 2002 and has returned to standing around on the cans/bottles with some zany quip in a thorght bubble.

Deemed the king of cool from his laid back personality and vacent expressions

"Whose that dude with the triangular head here?"
"Thats Fido, hes on my pencil case"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

fiduciary

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fiduck

To fuck in a way that is playful and shameless. One who "fiducks" could be shootin' the shit with others or simply humping someone's brains out. Fiduck is also typically used by psuedo Canadians to express disbelief, confusion, or malcontent as seen in the first example.

1. "Fiduckin' eh!"
2. "You are a fiducking tool!"
3. "I got fiducked last night"
4. "You are one messed up mother fiducker"

yeah... you can pretty much make up anything you fiduckin like...

by dan/mike December 24, 2005

Fido

A common name for a household dog.

It's the time of year to take Fido to the vet.

by Pro December 29, 2004

Fido

"F..k it; drive on!"

After unsucessfully trying to get something to work, you just say, "fido."

by Slim August 16, 2003