I'm So Fucked Up

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.

Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.

by Evangelion Fan 02 November 7, 2019

Destination fucked

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.

Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.

by Ozzy man November 29, 2018

Sailor Jerry Fucked

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

by Ect813 March 10, 2011

fucked stupid

When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.

Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.

by Mr.Click quote December 15, 2012

fickell

The most overpaid, clueless Defensive Coordinator in College Football. Ever.

Fucking Fickell; why does he run zone with the DB's 15 yards off the line?? Fucking Fickell...

by PaulieDontMoveFast January 6, 2014

Mall fucked

The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.

"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".

by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013

How does 'get fucked' sound?

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.

Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

by smarter than your mum March 30, 2009