fuzstache

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

by Proud Father April 27, 2014

Zeustache

A limp dicked emo bastard who has a fascination with lesbians who reject him. You may find this creature lurking in discord servers, praying on those who have no interest in him romantically. After a rejection this being will recoil and block you on everything for no reason.

“Pls be careful when entering a new server, you may see a Zeustache!”

by AshDasani June 11, 2022

Frostaches

Mind your own business. Worry about yourself and not what others do.

“What’s in the shopping bag grandma?” FROSTACHES,she said. “What’s frostaches?”
“Something to make little girls ask questions.

by Nully6n September 4, 2022