fisticate

Fisticate . Fisticating, Verb Fisticate or fisticating is the act of masturbating with the whole fist,

Ex: that bitches pussy is so loose she has to fisticate to get off.

by monkmitoku September 16, 2013

Fisticated

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.

Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?

by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016

I-festated

(1)when you get smashed, puned or taken down.
(2)when you are ugly fat or or just a retard all together

you suck you just got i-festated !

by FIRE DUDE !!! August 26, 2009

Fostigate

to beat with a stick

i will fostigate you if you dont shut up!

by lucynyu101 November 7, 2010

Fistubate

Shoving thy fist into thy no'no regions hard and fast.

When I fistubate with myself, I always walk away sore yet complete.

I caught Sally fistubating earlier, and now here knuckles smell repulsive.

Why do Republicans fistubate to each other all of the time. It must get very cyclical watching each other ram fists up their dirty ass's and vagina's all day.

by Distributed February 23, 2009

festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.

"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."

by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023

Festibues

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

by Whatboy February 12, 2006