norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.

"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"

by thekidoblique November 16, 2013

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

festiallity

feastiallity
n.

1. To have feast-like qualities

(see feast)

1. Our waitress is a prime candidate for festiality.

2. All the ugly people in this bar make it quite the festiality central.

by Punkysoup August 27, 2005

Fastball

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.

Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.

by Rodney Basil October 3, 2003

Fastball

1. A High Speed Pitch From A Pitcher On The Opposing Baseball Team
2. The State Police Term For A Afro- American Male. Used By Sliding 2 Fingers Up and Down Your Fore-Arm. Also See Deuce

1. That Pitcher Threw A 101 MPH. Fastball And Struck Me Out.
2. I Pulled A Car Over Last Night For D.U.I. And The Driver Was A Drunk Fastball...

by Rodney Farva September 22, 2005

Shake off a fastball

It means going number 2 in the bathroom. In baseball, when a pitcher wants to throw a fastball, the catcher puts one finger down. If he wants to throw a curveball, he shakes his head to the fastball and the catcher puts 2 fingers down for a curveball. Also known as "calling for a curveball".

I need to go to the restroom and shake off a fastball

by CPAbel February 4, 2010

Fastball

When you place your hand in a cup-shaped form behind your ass. Then you fart into your hand and move your hand (still in cup shape) towards your friend / person's nose, carrying the fart in it. Hence a fastball.

My fastball just knocked out Kim Dollof.

by Ryan Leighton February 9, 2005