What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do

by B boy November 6, 2023

Fert

Another spelling of fart

“Dude that fert was nasty”

by Fert king May 15, 2021

Fert

A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)

YOU LITTLE FERT

by Eclipse's behind :D October 8, 2023

Fert

1 a bootleg ferb from phineas and ferb.

2 a swearword that can only be said under a tree and by girls. if boys say it they will get implode.

3 a word used to summon a demon of any sort.

hey fert, i know what we're gonna do on this morning under a tree and our missing platypus distracts me once again! where could he have gone?

hey bro, FERT! *demonic screeching*

fert fertty fert fert FOORRP

by FunkyFairMonkey June 26, 2020

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024