Ferretism

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017

Ferret

A small snake-rat that belongs to the Mustelids Family. That has a slinky for a spinal cord.

that ferret stinks like p***.

by Campachen July 15, 2018

Ferret

Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D

Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!

Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.

Friend: I wish I had one!

by FerretLover June 18, 2010

Ferret

1. synonym for thot

2. a girl who's thick af

3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique

Did you see that girl? Her ass was huge, definitely a ferret

by sexxgawd December 4, 2016

Ferrets

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

by Beast_modez March 12, 2009

Ferret

Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.

Even Ferret agrees to Free Wilbur’s Main.

by Lakey3 July 26, 2018

Ferret

A sweet, adorable, domestic member of the weasel family who will try to kill you in your sleep.

Why is my pet ferret holding a knife behind his back?!?

by Adarsta-The-Ferret July 18, 2011