Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More

A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 11, 2022

Furniturd

Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.

"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."

This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.

by toast_melba August 27, 2011

gun furniture

The term gun furniture is used more often for AR-type weapons but also to a lesser extent other rifles and handguns this term refers parts which affect the way the firearm is held and supported. The pistol grip, stock, and handguard are all considered part of the furniture. This does not include accessories like scopes, lights etc.

I made some upgrades to my AR-15 with some new gun furniture; I'm a fan of the wood so I got some nice custom matching rosewood furniture.

by J_Han February 20, 2018

nikolai fraiture

bassist for the strokes. has great hair, a beautiful smile and excellent taste in just about everything. he may or may not be jesus.

nikolai fraiture gives good bass.

by n.s. January 4, 2004

herniture

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture

"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"

by johnny challenger January 10, 2010

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016