fern

someone who follows people and wacks off to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is ferning so hard

by Spurrs23 May 28, 2011

fern

fern, a cutie who is so amazingly talented and unique and i am genuinely in love with someone with the same name pretty crazy.

you are so pretty you must be a fern

by brendong December 1, 2021

fern

someone who has follows people and masterbates to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is the ferning so hard

by spurrs23 May 28, 2011

fern

Carrick rhymin slang for rotten. can also be used when describing an ugly female. The fern comes from fern cotton

"mate this here burger is fern "
"what u on bout shes fuckin fern "

by ceelad August 4, 2006

Fern

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

by ^<^ December 5, 2018

Fern

Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

Fern

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

by midinerd September 21, 2019