ceelad's definitions

fern

Carrick rhymin slang for rotten. can also be used when describing an ugly female. The fern comes from fern cotton

"mate this here burger is fern "
"what u on bout shes fuckin fern "

by ceelad August 4, 2006

cockmuck

cockmuck is a norn irish term for cum!

here love fuck sake wipe the cockmuck off yer bake before ye go in til yer house!

by ceelad August 6, 2006

fruitbax

A norn irish term used to describe a member of the gay community

"he's a wee fruitbax so he is "

by ceelad September 10, 2008