3 definitions by ceelad

fern

Carrick rhymin slang for rotten. can also be used when describing an ugly female. The fern comes from fern cotton
"mate this here burger is fern "
"what u on bout shes fuckin fern "
by ceelad August 4, 2006
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fruitbax

A norn irish term used to describe a member of the gay community
"he's a wee fruitbax so he is "
by ceelad August 4, 2006
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cockmuck

cockmuck is a norn irish term for cum!
here love fuck sake wipe the cockmuck off yer bake before ye go in til yer house!
by ceelad August 6, 2006
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