freckle

an educational website for kids. their mascot is a chubby pig that you can customize only after you've done 5 hours of adaptive math.

students: ughh i wish we could customize are piggies in freckle more! (cry)

by ThePunchingPumpkin September 21, 2021

The Freckle Shits

The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.

Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.

by Torra1187 June 3, 2010

Ferk

a fucking jerk.

Someone: Bob has recently became a ferk to me over the past month.
Someone 2: Cool, no one gives a fuck.

by plsapproveme August 12, 2020

Feckless leader

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.

Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

hair past a freckle

A way to reply to someone if they ask the time, though said person does not have a watch.

Stranger 1: What's the time?

Stranger 2: (Looks at his watchless wrist) Its a hair past a freckle.

by milo1000 July 22, 2011

Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

feckwit

useless person, i.e. they are fucking witless.

you are a feckwit, and need a good twating

by bugster July 21, 2003