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The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008
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Feltson

A shorthand or ship name for the Tom Felton and Emma Watson pairing. Both were actors in the Harry Potter movie series and the ship most likely started when Emma said that she used to have a massive crush on Tom back when she was 10.
My classmate ships Feltson so much she even edited a picture of them kissing on her laptop.
by hermionejeanmalfoy September 6, 2017
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Bye, Felisha!

The CORRECT way to say or spell Bye, Felisha. It means to get someone out of your face and is used for people you don’t care enough about to listen to. Everyone who spells it Bye, Felicia is spelling it wrong.
Chick 1: I stole your man but you can have him back!
Chick 2: He’s yours now. Bye, Felisha!
by ByeFelisha0414 August 18, 2019
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felphplurbin

Felphplurbin me, will ya? I don't thinkk so.
by Vermonter February 22, 2003
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felping

To insert a straw into a males penis hole and to suck furiously.
I got the swirly straw, wanna go felping?
by Micheal Felps November 29, 2009
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felisha

A person who reflects Christ through their actions and voice. Beautiful both on the inside and out. A person who believes in others when he or she is completely at rock bottom. Faithful till the end in trust, love, friendship. Totally an AMAZING PERSON! With out a person like Felisha life would be miserable!
A little bit of Felisha makes the world a good place. A lot of Felisha makes the world a great place!
by Rockyoursox May 19, 2009
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feltster

A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.
I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!
by TheZackmancommeth April 8, 2019
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