It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
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2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.
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after not bathing or wiping his ass for several weeks the fat sweaty guy reeked of ripe dingle-berries and floffus.
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The man was convicted for multiple felonies.
In Michigan, it is a felony to trespass on a state penitentiary .
In Michigan, it is a felony to trespass on a state penitentiary .
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