fecal bomb

When one defacates and urinates into a tube sock, and swings it around to give someone a very unpleasant surprise.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.

Inmate 67594 fecal bombed 3 guards during the riot.

by Ekoms May 28, 2008

FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008

FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

by booboo2u February 8, 2010

Fecal tornado

The vortex of wind and human feces that forms when using an inverted-U shaped hand dryer.

It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.

by DrGerm November 28, 2018

Pulled a Fecak

When you leave an establishment without paying.

Oh look, Matthew pulled a Fecak again!

by Kubko1 November 29, 2022

Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010

Felma

A woman who is an adventurer, so enthusiastic about life, is always off to explore something new in her life and rarely settle at a particular place for a long time. She's outspoken, speaks before she thinks, bluntly honest, which usually gets her in trouble. She will brighten your life with her optimism, boost you with loyalty, trust you blindly and shower her affection on you. She will encourage you to see dreams and help you in making them come true!

Felma - imperfectly perfect woman

by defining names June 18, 2011