fazzled

So stoned that you can't even say the word phazed right.

I'm so fazzled bro pass that blunt.

by Shoota October 5, 2003

fazzdondi

A polite way to ask a human you know to go suck their neighbor's cats dick

fazzdondi?

by make paste July 14, 2019

Fazzlen

To be intoxicated to the point that the words coming out of your mouth make absolutely no sense. Though grammatically correct no one has a clue what the hell it is you're talking about.

Well I'm fazzlen. Hey did you see me milk slap that bitch birdie style while the wizards were here looking for Gandolfs money? Get off my slip'n slide! We haven't even made it past the plant!

by Blu406 December 14, 2008

f'azz

Contraction of fat ass. Usually as a compliment, not an insult.

"That girl over there sure got a F'azz"

by Rad Tad April 5, 2006

fazzaded

when one gets their hair stuck in a blow dryer.

random idiot-you guys i got fazzaded!
smart person-get out those scissors, we got some hair to cut!

by the lobster November 5, 2005

fazzizle

A word to be used when you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1:...
Person 2: Fazzizle

by BIGFATPENGUIN July 31, 2011

shi'fazzed

Shi-fahzd´ What a lady becomes when heavily intoxicated--for a lady, even when drunk, would never be shit-faced.

Does Diana seem a little tipsy after that last round of 'tinis?

Tipsy? She mistook the cat food for paté. My dear, she is positively shi'fazzed!

by Mama Bat November 23, 2010