Barlinnie Facelift

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.

Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby

by Senor Presidente December 22, 2009

12 gauge facelift

When you blow someone's head apart with a shotgun, mainly by shooting them from under the jaw.

If he watches me and her fuck one more time, I'll give him a 12 gauge facelift.

by The Annonomys December 13, 2013

Council House Facelift

The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign

Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.

by Lucy January 10, 2005

facelift

Word used to describe the sucking of ones genitals by another. See also blowjob and head

I caught my friend getting a facelift in the bathroom

by Jeff22 July 17, 2007

facelifter

Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.

Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette.

by wackynacky August 18, 2009

Facelift

The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. It was released in 1990, and is a metal album. The tracks that can be found on this album are:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley, awesome bass from Mike Starr (better than Mike Inez, who would later replace him), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, and great drums from the always entertaining Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

Since its release, Facelift has reached Double Platinum status.

by Nikki [aka Layne's lover] December 12, 2008

Schrite en zè fayce

An insult, using a french accent, usually pourtaining to a video game

American - Right in the face queerbag!

French accent - Schrite en zè fayce chu styupid amerikants

2nd French dude - Chu got Schvrepped nyewb!

by Je23 November 8, 2007