fartography

displaying the fact that someone farted publically. also known as "fart porn".

Tifani says: i keep farting :|

Emma says: EWWWW, i should put that in a myspace bulletin ahahaha

Tifani says: no, that's fartography!

by emmaisnang August 14, 2008

Fatographer

A professional photographer or a wannabe photographer that has more weight than photography skills. A fat photographer usually will have their butt crack showing when getting down low take shots.

We had a terrible and smelly fatographer do our wedding pictures, the results were horrible!

by BillyKnuckleBut April 10, 2010

fauxtography

one who takes pictures with camera phone of pictures already taken either on the computer or one that is printed. because they arent talented or have anything to take pictures of.

bob- i live in the middle of the boonies and theres nothing beautiful for me to take pictures of, but i want to be an aspiring photographer. im just gonna google pics of photography and say i did it.

rob- thats not photography, thats fauxtography

by theeeoldwiseonee April 28, 2011

Fauxtography

The use of Photoshop or other means of digital image manipulation to remove or cover-up element of a photograph.

Most commoly found in advertising and beauty magazines, especially images of women, to remove supposed flaws and imperfections by turning them into smooth-skinned, 'prefect' beings.

Can be used on any other subject matter to imply and deceive rather than being used for artistic purposes.

A single image may be referred to as a 'fauxtograph' or 'fauxto' and could depict flying saucers, ghosts or the head of a famous celebrity on a naked body.

1. 'Look at her skin! Typical fauxtography going on there'

2. 'They said they definately met insert celebrity, but turns out is was just a very convincing fauxtograph.

3. 'Dude, thats not really insert celebrity, its just a fauxto.'

by Pipeskinn June 12, 2009

Furtography

The obsession of taking pictures that have all to do in the relation to fur.

Richard : "Where's Peteyk at? We've got all these strippers we need to tend to"

Izzy : "Oh you know, he's probably satisfying his furtography craving and taking pictures of poodles since he was ripped off by a stripper last night." He said he was going to be payed well and thank god because those strippers ask to do so much with nothing to show for it.

by Sung "Dragonball" Moon March 12, 2013

Fartographer

One who likes to have anus love with dolphins while high on crack.

I'm a fucking fartographer, its no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 23, 2003

Fauxtographer

Possibly one of the cringiest kids you'll ever meet. They like to think of themselves as taking up an artsy and original hobby when in fact there are so many of them that it's a cliche deserving of an urban dictionary entry. Although they say pictures are a thousand words these people just won't shut up about their "interests". You can often find them wearing beanies, glasses, scarves and other hipster junk as part of their picture-taking ensemble. Buys a dedicated camera for taking pictures in addition to their phone even though most smartphone cameras nowadays take equally good if not better photos. They WILL wear their camera straps around their necks instead of on their shoulders like they're meant to be worn so don't hesitate to grab them and use them as makeshift nooses to end their pathetic wannabe lives.

Mark: Hey check out the pictures I took! You think I'm a good fauxtographer?
Jim: Instead of taking any more pictures of the "oh so beautiful sunset" I suggest you go outside at exactly 12 PM and stare at the sun until it's engraved in your brain.

by Drain the Swamp September 30, 2018