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Straight men who act, look, and dress if they're gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.
Called strays 9ie straight gays) in Sex And The City
by jeska September 7, 2003
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a male or female who "fakes" homosexuality in the sense of having fun among friends, but is not actually homosexual.
making sexual comments and gestures to the same gender, with no real intention of following through with such comments and gestures.
"I'm not gay for you David, but i'm totally fauxmosexual for you." - Scott

acting homosexual while joking among friends or peers, but actually being heterosexual.
by Magbee April 19, 2006
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A false Fomosexual. Anyone who pretends to suffer from Fear of Missing Out regarding their sex life in order to not cause envy among friends.
Tiffany knew that Heather's complaints about her boyfriend's performance were simply fauxmosexuality. Anyone within a five-apartment radius could hear the truth.
by Monkey's Dad September 25, 2019
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You know it and they know it, and everyone thinks it's fine, but the closet is still a deep, comfortable place.
Mickey the fauxmosexual, divorced with a grown son, still flies to the Big Apple from Elk Horn four times a year to see the Broadway shows, stay at the 14th Street Y and spend long hours “chatting with my favorite bartenders.” Creams over Mariah and Mendelssohn interchangeably.

“Sissy Oliphant has been known to date men,” I told my bestie quizzically, “but she has moved from pad to pad with the same woman since she graduated from Barnard a decade ago and still throws Ellen theme parties; don’t tell me she’s not a fauxmosexual.”
by Hifalutin! February 3, 2022
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An aspiring metrosexual who is just too poor to afford designer clothing or expensive face creams. He has a keen fashion sense but is seen mainly at thrift stores.
Everyone thinks Paul is gay because of his keen fashion sense. What they don't know is that he's straight and he looks for good deals at the Salvation Army for all his clothing.
by Paul de Vries January 1, 2004
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A person who you are certain is gay but has a spouse.
"Christopher Lowell, the king of drapes, has a wife?! He's a total fauxmosexual."

See also, Clay Aiken, Richard Simmons
by thebestgirlscoutever August 1, 2008
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Synonym of, more acurrate term to describe "Metrosexual"

Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

Often assumed to be gay, or high-maintenance
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