fauxializing

The act of attending public gatherings--to be in a social setting--but then emitting a vibe that says you want to be left alone. Being there simply to be around others.

"Who reads a book at a bar?"

"She's just fauxializing."

by Grand Master Wordicus December 18, 2008

Fausnaught

a huge faggot usually named caleb

THAT NIGGA IS FOR SURE A FAUSNAUGHT

by ASkeetSkeetASkootSkoot June 10, 2019

Faucian Bargain

An unpleasant compromise regarding pandemic safety.

Dora agreed to go out with him only if he'd keep his mask on the whole time. Now he can't even kiss her.
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...

by Bad Dog 12 December 3, 2020

Fasian

A more than fat asian chick.

Richie: Who was waiting for their ride?
Chris: Oh it was just the fasain.
Richie: The fasain???
Chris: Yeah you know a fat asian.

by Count Dino / Weezer December 8, 2004

Faucian

A credentialed professional who engages in the practice of disseminating misinformation in order to further a political or social position, typically resulting in an increase in their own social status.

The mayor appeared on TV to discuss the homelessness situation in the city, like a true Faucian, he blamed the problem on income inequality.

by Samoacookie August 31, 2021

Fasian

A Asian that is not a real Asian. Usually can not speak his language, use chopsticks, and is bad at math. A disgrace to his whole entire dynasty.

Man that Austin kid is one Fasian!

by ISeriouslyHaveNoFriends May 19, 2011

fasian

"Fake Asian"-- Someone who does not fit traditional Asian stereotypes and fits in more with white ones. Also blasian (black asian).

Olivia Z. is such a fasian; she's not super-grades-obsessed or super-ditzy with Japanese anime notebooks.

by aviva November 5, 2004