faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.

Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.

by dope-1 October 10, 2006

Faketriot

When a person pretends to love America, but they really hate half of America.
A Faketriot is full of petty, partisan animosity. He trashes fellow Americans, if they don't think exactly like he does.

I knew Donald Trump was a Faketriot when he joked with Putin about our sovereignty. (in June, 2019, in Japan.)

by eye tunes April 23, 2020

faketalian

when a word or refrence sounds italian but is made up.

labaducci is faketalian for smooth.

by sinisterman May 10, 2007

faketrans

A term often used by transmedicalists and truscum to invalidate certain trans people. A portmanteau of "fake" and "transsexual", faketrans are people without gender dysphoria including trenders(people who transition because they think its cool), AGPs(men who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a woman), and AAPs(women who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a man).

The opposite of faketrans is trutrans.

The 40 year old rapehons you see in the "it's maam" videos are agp faketrans who get off on the idea of wearing hypersexualized female clothing in public despite making no effort to pass.

by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 4, 2023

faketastic

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

by Brian Enos November 6, 2006

faketeen

Disrespect to the gang 18st.

"Those guys at the party were all faketeens"
"Fuck A FakeTeen"

by Trees July 15, 2006

Fatetastic

Something fantastic in your life made possible by the act of fate. Something that is both fantastic and meant to be.

Girlfriend1: "I can't believe after all this time you just randomly ended up with Justin."
Girlfriend2: "I know, it's fatetastic!"
Girlfriend1: "You're like a Nicholas Sparks novel right now, and it makes me want to throw up."

by The Cason-Point October 26, 2012